Stretch

[Lobo]

In the town of Meriden Ct there is a man by the name of stretch...he is called stretch because he walks about 5 or 6 steps and stops to stretch.
He has been doing this for years, he was in vietnam, or so the story goes and when he came back he was insane.
I dont know if it is true but he does act just like I wrote.
He is harmless for the most part, he is just creepy.

[Matt in Franklin]

Heh, we have a crazy vet in my town too. He's called "Stay Between the Ditches," as that's his advice for all warfare. Except when we asked him which war he was in he admitted he was never in a war. Or in the military. Though he always wears camouflage and has a POW sticker on his wheelchair. Go figure.

[Czaple]

[quote="Matt in Franklin"]Heh, we have a crazy vet in my town too. He's called "Stay Between the Ditches," as that's his advice for all warfare. Except when we asked him which war he was in he admitted he was never in a war. Or in the military. Though he always wears camouflage and has a POW sticker on his wheelchair. Go figure.[/quote]

Stay between the ditches? That sounds like bad advice, I'd think you'd want to stay in them not between them... well, unless it is WWI and the ditches are filled with mustard gas...